Barenaked Ladies – Be My Yoko Ono Lyrics

And if there’s someone you can live without
Then do so
And if there’s someone you can just shove out
Well, do so

[Chorus]
You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my, be my
Be my Yoko Ono, whoa-oh

Isn’t it beautiful to see two people
So much in love?
Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand
And hand and hand in glove
Now that I’m far away it doesn’t seem
To me to be such a pain
To have you hanging off my ankle
Like some kind of ball and chain

(If you like)

[Chorus]
You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my, be my
Be my Yoko Ono, whoa-oh

Be my Yoko–
Oh no, here we go
Our life is one big pun
Oh no, here we go
As Yoko sings [?]

I know that when I say this
I may be stepping on pins and needles
But I don’t like all these people
Slagging her for breaking up The Beatles
Don’t blame it on Yokey!

I mean, if I was John and you were Yoko
I would gladly give up music genius
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus

(Hit it!)

[Chorus]
You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my, be my
Be my Yoko Ono, whoa-oh

Be my, be my, be my, be my
Be my Yoko Ono, oh
Be my, be my, be my, be my
Be my Yoko Ono, oh
Be my, be my, be my, be my
Be my Yoko Ono, whoa-oh

RiFF RaFF – Steph Curry Mcflurry

I send my condolences
I’m sipping codeine cream soda
In the second floor of my raspberry Range Rover
Rain dancing outside of Chick-Fil-A
I’m at the Thanksgiving Day Parade
With an eight of turtle dove spray in my marmalade
Top down for like twenty minutes
Check the reflection off the window at Chase Bank
Make sure the rims still spinning
It wasn’t in jail but I released my roof
Took a bite out of crime damn near chipped my tooth
Macaroon moon diamonds got me feeling bi polar
Two sided reminder man them ain’t diamonds
You rocking rhinstones cuz
Oops my bad I three wheeled past your dad
While he was picking up his ex wife
Three wheeled through Beyonce video
Spilled the syrup out of Jay Z’s Sprite
I might ball like Wesley Person
Shake your ass in a hurry
I’m in McDonalds selling Steph Curry McFlurry’s
I give the cold shoulder to my annoying opponents
I’m in the parking lot with Jeff Gordon
Doing donuts for Yoko Ono
If you see me on the beach then don’t walk up
And start speaking
Twenty five K for a feature
Riff